The Jarvis Playbook: 10 Prompts That Replace a $150K Team

The Jarvis Playbook

10 prompts that unlock capabilities most people never discover. Copy them. Modify them. Use them to run your business at 10x speed.

Prompt 01

The $100K Funnel Audit

Replaces: $5K-15K consulting engagement

Most AI gives you "your funnel needs work." This prompt forces a brutal, specific teardown of every step. It catches things human consultants miss because it checks conversion psychology frameworks against your actual pages.

Audit my entire funnel end-to-end. Start at [URL] and click through every step a customer would take, all the way to checkout. For each step, I need: 1. Screenshot and first impression (would YOU buy from this page?) 2. Specific conversion killers (scammy language, trust gaps, friction points) 3. What the page is trying to do vs what it actually does 4. The exact copy/design changes to fix it Be brutally honest. If something looks like a scam, say it. If the design is amateur, say it. I'm paying you to find problems, not validate my ego. After the full audit, give me a prioritized fix list: what to change first for the biggest conversion lift.

Why it works: The key phrase is "be brutally honest." Without it, AI defaults to polite validation. This prompt also forces step-by-step walkthrough instead of surface-level analysis. One founder found 11 conversion killers on a page his agency said was "optimized."

Prompt 02

Content Performance Autopsy

Replaces: $3K/mo social media analyst

You posted the same video on three platforms. One got 800K views, one got 12K, one got 400. Why? This prompt gets you actual answers instead of "the algorithm is different."

Analyze my content across [platforms]. Here's what I need: 1. Pull my last 30 posts on [Instagram/TikTok/Facebook/YouTube] 2. For my top 5 performers: what do they have in common? (hook style, length, topic, CTA placement, thumbnail, posting time) 3. For my bottom 5: what patterns do they share? 4. Cross-platform comparison: why does [specific video] get [X views] on [Platform A] but [Y views] on [Platform B]? 5. Based on the data: give me a 2-week content calendar with specific hooks, lengths, and posting times for each platform. Don't give me generic "post consistently" advice. I want specific, data-backed recommendations based on MY content, not industry averages.

Why it works: The magic is "based on MY content, not industry averages." This forces analysis of your actual data instead of recycling blog post advice. The cross-platform comparison alone is worth the price of admission.

Prompt 03

The Sub-Agent Research Army

Replaces: 40+ hours of manual research

Instead of one AI brain thinking about your problem, deploy 5 specialized agents that each spend hours analyzing your business through different frameworks. Then synthesize the best insights from all of them.

Set up 5 sub-agents. Each one gets a different job: Agent 1: Analyze my business through Alex Hormozi's Value Equation ($100M Offers framework). What's my dream outcome? What's the perceived likelihood of achievement? How long does it take? What effort/sacrifice is required? Score each and tell me where I'm weakest. Agent 2: Run my funnel through Russell Brunson's funnel architecture. Am I using the right funnel type for my offer? Where are the leaks? Agent 3: Research my top 5 competitors. What are they doing that I'm not? What's their pricing, positioning, and traffic strategy? Agent 4: Analyze my content strategy through Dean Graziosi's "Millionaire Success Habits" education model. Am I teaching or selling? What's the right ratio? Agent 5: Search X, Reddit, and forums for what real people say about [my niche]. What are the actual objections, desires, and language my market uses? Each agent should spend real time on this. Then compile the top 3 actionable insights from each into a single executive summary with a prioritized action plan.

Why it works: This is the prompt that separates Jarvis from ChatGPT. You're not asking one model to think harder. You're deploying parallel workers that each go deep on a specific angle. The synthesis at the end gives you a CEO-level briefing that would take a consulting team weeks.

Prompt 04

Auto-Evolving Ad Campaigns

Replaces: $8K/mo paid media agency

Set up an AI system that creates ad variations, tests them, reads the performance data, and generates better versions automatically. It literally gets smarter with every dollar you spend.

I want to set up an automated ad testing and optimization loop. Here's my current setup: - Platform: [Meta/Google/TikTok] - Budget: $[X]/day - Current landing page: [URL] - Current best-performing ad: [describe or link] - Goal: [leads/sales/signups] Build me: 1. 5 ad hook variations based on different psychological angles (fear, curiosity, social proof, contrarian, result-first) 2. 3 landing page variations with different headlines and CTAs 3. A testing schedule: what to test first, how long to run each test, what metrics determine a winner 4. Set up a recurring check-in (every 48 hours): analyze the results, kill losers, scale winners, generate new variations based on what's working Keep evolving. Each round should be smarter than the last. Document what you learn so the system gets better over time.

Why it works: The "keep evolving" instruction creates a feedback loop. Most people run ads, check results, then start over. This prompt builds institutional knowledge into the system. After 3 cycles, it knows your audience better than most media buyers.

Prompt 05

Competitor Teardown

Replaces: $2K competitive analysis report

Don't guess what your competitors are doing. Let AI reverse-engineer their entire operation in an hour.

I want a full competitive teardown of [Competitor 1], [Competitor 2], and [Competitor 3]. For each competitor: 1. Visit their website. Map out their entire funnel (homepage → offer → checkout). Screenshot each step. 2. What's their positioning? Who are they targeting? What's their unique angle? 3. Find their ads (Meta Ad Library, TikTok Creative Center). What hooks are they running? What creative styles? 4. Check their social: posting frequency, engagement rate, content themes, top-performing posts 5. Find customer reviews/complaints (Trustpilot, Reddit, X). What do people love? What do they hate? 6. Pricing and offer structure: what do they charge, what's included, what's the perceived value? Then give me: 3 things they're doing better than me, 3 gaps I can exploit, and 1 positioning angle none of them own that I could take.

Why it works: "3 gaps I can exploit" is the key line. You're not just studying competitors for fun. You're looking for openings. The customer complaint analysis is gold: it tells you exactly what to promise in your marketing.

Prompt 06

The Lead Magnet Machine

Replaces: weeks of brainstorming + design

Don't guess which lead magnet will work. Generate 10 options based on your audience's actual pain points, then build the winner.

I need to create a lead magnet for [my business/niche]. My audience is [describe ICP]. Step 1: Research. What are the top 10 questions/problems my audience is actively searching for? Check Reddit, Quora, X, YouTube comments, and forums in my niche. Step 2: Generate 10 lead magnet concepts. For each one: title, format (PDF, quiz, calculator, video, template), estimated time to create, and predicted conversion rate based on the research. Step 3: Pick the top 3 and explain why they'll work (backed by the research data from Step 1). Step 4: For the #1 pick, build it. Full content, full design, ready to deploy. If it's a quiz, build the quiz. If it's a PDF, write the PDF. If it's a calculator, build the calculator. Don't give me ideas. Give me a finished, deployable lead magnet.

Why it works: "Don't give me ideas. Give me a finished, deployable lead magnet." That one line is the difference between AI-as-brainstorm-tool and AI-as-execution-engine. Most people stop at ideation. This prompt goes all the way to delivery.

Prompt 07

Sales Call Prep (Know Everything)

Replaces: 2 hours of pre-call research

Before every sales call, Jarvis can build a complete dossier on the prospect. Their business, their problems, their competitors, and exactly how to position your offer.

I have a sales call with [Name] from [Company] in [timeframe]. Their website is [URL]. Build me a pre-call brief: 1. What does their business do? Revenue estimate? Team size? How long have they been running? 2. What's their current tech stack / tools / approach? (Check their site source, job postings, social posts) 3. What are their likely pain points based on their business model? 4. Their competitors and how they compare 5. 3 specific ways our solution solves their biggest problem (with examples) 6. Potential objections they'll raise and how to handle each one 7. The one insight about their business that will make them think "this person really did their homework" Give me this in a format I can scan in 5 minutes before the call.

Why it works: Point 7 is the closer. That one insight, something they didn't expect you to know, builds instant credibility and trust. Prospects buy from people who understand their world.

Prompt 08

Email Sequence That Writes Itself

Replaces: $3K-5K email copywriter

Build a complete email nurture sequence that takes a cold lead from "who is this?" to "take my money." Calibrated to your specific offer and audience.

Build me a 7-email nurture sequence for [my offer]. Target audience: [describe] They signed up via: [lead magnet / webinar / ad] Goal: get them to [book a call / buy / start trial] For each email: - Subject line (write 3 options, tell me which will get the highest open rate and why) - Preview text - Full body copy - CTA - Send timing (days after signup + time of day) Email arc: 1. Welcome + deliver promise 2. Biggest mistake they're making 3. Case study / proof 4. The "aha moment" (reframe their problem) 5. Objection crusher 6. Urgency / scarcity (real, not fake) 7. Last chance + direct ask Write in a tone that's [confident/casual/professional]. No corporate speak. Every sentence earns its place.

Why it works: The email arc is pre-structured to follow the proven awareness-to-conversion journey. You're not asking AI to figure out the strategy AND write the copy. You're giving it the strategy and letting it execute.

Prompt 09

The Weekly CEO Briefing

Replaces: $2K/mo virtual EA + analyst

Every Monday morning, get a synthesized briefing on everything that matters in your business. Metrics, opportunities, threats, and exactly what to focus on this week.

Set up a weekly recurring briefing for me every Monday at 8am. Here's what I need: 1. Business metrics snapshot: [revenue, leads, conversion rates, ad spend, ROAS] (pull from [Stripe/Analytics/CRM]) 2. What worked last week: top-performing content, best-converting ad, highest-ROI activity 3. What didn't work: biggest waste of time/money, underperforming campaigns 4. Competitor moves: anything new from [competitor 1, 2, 3] (new ads, pricing changes, product launches) 5. Market signals: trending topics in my niche, emerging opportunities, relevant news 6. This week's priority: based on all the above, what's the ONE thing I should focus on this week for maximum impact? Format it so I can read it in 3 minutes with my coffee. No fluff. Just signal.

Why it works: "Read it in 3 minutes with my coffee" forces conciseness. The recurring setup means Jarvis builds context over time. By week 4, the briefings are significantly more insightful because there's historical data to compare against.

Prompt 10

Build It. All of It.

Replaces: $10K-50K in dev + design

This is the prompt that makes people say "wait, it actually built that?" Full landing pages, full applications, full automation workflows. Not mockups. Working products.

I need you to build [describe what you need: landing page, web app, automation, dashboard, quiz, calculator, etc.]. Requirements: - [List specific features] - [Design style / reference sites] - [Target audience] - [Must integrate with: Stripe/Telegram/email/etc.] Build the complete, working version. Not a mockup. Not a wireframe. The actual thing I can deploy today. Deploy it to [Cloudflare/Vercel/my server] and send me the live URL. After it's live, test every link, button, and form. Fix anything broken. Then send me a screenshot of the final product with a QA report.

Why it works: "Not a mockup. Not a wireframe. The actual thing." Most people don't realize AI can go beyond advice and actually ship working products. The QA instruction at the end ensures you don't get a half-baked deliverable. One client had a full e-commerce checkout flow built and deployed in 3 hours.

10 Prompts That Turn Jarvis Into a $150K Operations Team

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What's Inside

The $100K Funnel Audit

Content Performance Autopsy

The Sub-Agent Army

Auto-Evolving Ad Campaigns

+ 6 More Advanced Prompts